I want to get a really cute like polka dotted or striped colorful wine glass for my mom’s b day. I cant order one because it would take to long. so do you know anywhere in the mall stores where you could get one. pictures please.

ok my science teacher and i have a bet that i cant make drinkable wine in an hr to 30 min . were going to put yest in frute juice and put a balloon over the glass and let it fill up the balloon. as we all know this is LIKE the way they make wine giving more sugar and what not . im just wondering if this can even happen . i think if i bring in a hair dryer and put it to the glass this will speed up the process . plz tell me what you think !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was at a party last weekend and a ravishing young gal beckoned me to dance with her to a specially energetic number. During the course of our gyrations I observed her bust bouncing unusually and unapologetically. It reminded me a lot of a cup of jello that just fell off the table. This gal sensed my suspicion and lo behold confided into my dumbstruck ears that she was wearing a pair of water balloons to see how silicon implants would feel like. So I thought nothing about the matter and kept carrying on for the rest of the party. However, one of the balloons exploded during a specially charged number a little later wetting her gown and exposing a quirky bit of upper body assymetry. Many dancers were surprised at the sudden wetting of her gown and that too at an awkward spot. To help cover the mishap I pretended to stub my toe and fell on her with a wine glass to create an excuse for the wetting. This resulted in a fistfight with her undisclosed boyfriend. What would you have done?